TROPHY
ROOM
Every title, every heartbreak, every sacko — preserved forever
CHAMPIONS
2022
ALEX
Buffalo Blizzard Glizzards
SCARLET2019
JAMES
Steele Creek Scotes
IVORY2025
ALEX
Buffalo Blizzard Glizzards
SCARLET2024
ALEX
Buffalo Blizzard Glizzards
SCARLET2023
MICHAEL
Minnesota Goonigans
SCARLET2022
ALAN
This Might Be Our Year
SCARLET2019
ALAN
This Might Be Our Year
SCARLET2025
NICOLE
Shark bait oo ha ha
IVORY2024
JAMES
Steele Creek Scotes
IVORY2023
THOMAS
Cat Jams
SCARLET2ND PLACE
So close you can taste it. The runner-up made the final and lost anyway — the season that almost had a happy ending.
3RD PLACE
Won the game that decides who's actually good and who just got lucky. No banner, no glory — just proof.
2022
BEN
West Virgina Weenies
IVORY2019
RANDALL
H-Town Cheeks Clap'd
SCARLET2025
JAMES
Steele Creek Scotes
IVORY2024
BEN
West Virgina Weenies
IVORY2023
COLE
Diamond Dogs
IVORY2022
ALAN
This Might Be Our Year
SCARLET2022
ALEX
Buffalo Blizzard Glizzards
SCARLET2025
MICHAEL
Minnesota Goonigans
SCARLET2025
JAMES
Steele Creek Scotes
IVORY2024
ALEX
Buffalo Blizzard Glizzards
SCARLETDIVISION WINNER
Best of Scarlet or Ivory, week in and week out. A real title, even if the league only remembers who won it all.
TOILET BOWL
Too bad to compete for the title. Good enough to claw back their entry fee. The toilet bowl champion survives the consolation bracket — and that's about all that can be said.
2022
BAILEY
North Baltimore Squeegee Boyz
SCARLET2019
JULIAN
Julo's Okay Team
SCARLET2025
DREW
Big Dawgs
SCARLET2024
DARIEN
Nabers In Paris
IVORY2023
DARIEN
Nabers In Paris
IVORY2022
MICHAEL
Minnesota Goonigans
SCARLET2019
MARISSA
Pan Dulce Puffins
SCARLET2025
BAILEY
North Baltimore Squeegee Boyz
SCARLET2024
SAM
Sam's Super Team
IVORY2023
JESSE
Kitten Mittens
SCARLETSACKO
Dead last. Financial penalty. Eternal humiliation. Handle the draft board, or handle the consequences.