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HISTORY

The Great Low-Scoring Grudge Match Where Mediocrity Reigns Supreme In the illustrious Elysian Hand-Egg League, one rivalry stands out for its relentless mediocrity: Michael vs. Bailey. This feud began with fireworks (for Bailey) and facepalms (for Michael) when Bailey won the inaugural game 102-79… despite starting two players on IR. That set the tone for a rivalry defined by narrow margins, low scores, and the kind of drama that could make a soap opera blush. Despite Michael’s higher career average points per game, this matchup seems to be his personal Bermuda Triangle, where his scoring potential mysteriously vanishes. With an all-time matchup average of just 77.80 points, Michael’s dreams are routinely derailed by Bailey’s injury-riddled, bye-week-battered roster pulling off nail-biting victories by no more than 10 points. This isn’t a battle for the league’s crown—it’s a scrap for the league’s cap. Call it the "Ground-and-Pound of the Pound-for-Pound Lows." For fans of underdog stories, questionable roster management, and heartbreaking 3-point losses, this rivalry is a must-watch.